Bringing Sexy Back to Saint Patty's Day
Ok. Yea. Yea. We know. Leprechauns and Lucky Charms aren’t all that sexy . . . never have been. However, to be perfectly honest, we just thought Saint Patrick’s Day was one of the most boring holidays out there.
So, in honor of spicing up one of the dullest holidays known to man, here are a few ways to bring sexy back to Saint Patty’s Day . . . hey, anything’s better than that drunken brawl you usually have at the local bar right?
Ditch the green and intentionally foil your Saint Patrick’s Day garb. However, underneath it all, wear a sexy green shaded bra and panty or apply a temporary four-leaf clover tattoo to your sexiest feature such as a washboard tummy or curvy hips. When your sweetie tries to pinch your waist for forgetting to wear green, show him what is underneath. Then, tell him he owes you . . . “You pinched me for nothing. Now you have to kiss and make it better.”
Find the Treasure
Be cute and creative in the bedroom tonight with a few bags of confetti. Sprinkle a trail of confetti all over the house that leads to the bedroom. Ride by his work while he is in a meeting and attach a drawing of a rainbow to his truck window that reads, “Come home to see what’s at the end of the rainbow.” If you have his keys, sprinkle confetti inside his seats as well. When he gets home, be waiting for him in the bedroom as the “treasure” at the end of the “rainbow.”
Take an Outdoor Romp
If you have a secluded backyard, put it to good use. Take a nighttime romp in a bed of clovers for a Saint Patrick’s Day you will never forget. Give him a four-leaf clover and ask him “Want to get lucky?” Then drag him off to the backyard for a spicy night that will leave all his friends green with envy when he tells them your sexy secret.
Looks like Saint Patrick’s Day just got a little sexier and with a little imagination, you can make everyday a day to remember.